frecklegirl: (wataru)
Wataru Hibiki Idol Story 1 (Ensemble Stars!!)
translated by: sesera

Location: Play theater


Wataru: Amazing! Producer, welcome to our theater... ☆

Pardon me from greeting you from up here! What, you want to know why I'm up on the ceiling?

It isn't just an eccentricity! What do you think I'm doing?

Fu fu fu. There's a very silly story behind it - nothing that would bring both of us to tears if I were to tell you!

Do you want to hear it? Then allow me to take up some of your time ☆

Once upon a time, there lived an old man and an old woman..... I've gone back too far!

I do apologize, I must be getting influenced by the company I keep because lately I've been quite long-winded!* One rotten apple does spoil the bunch!

In any case, I don't know if you know this but very recently I became a member of a theater troupe!

You're also very close to Hokuto-kun--his mother is the top-billed performer, and the troupe as a whole is highly regarded in terms of its history, its fame, and its reputation!

For theater actors like us, we've dreamed of joining such a troupe ever since we were in our mothers' wombs... ☆

And it's the same for me, I've been captivated by the plays they create so I went up and asked to join them! Knock knock knock!

Yes! Because I felt that I simply must aim for the top!

Very fortunately, because I can get work based on my good reputation as both as idol and as a performer, the world opens up ever wider and wider!

I can't stop my progress, I want to set my mind on reaching even greater heights!

However! Oh, what a tragedy--I arrived at the theater where the audition to join the troupe was to be held only to be immediately turned away at the door!

It was such cruel treatment that I trembled all over... ☆

Actually, that mother of Hokuto-kun's that I mentioned hates me to death! It's common knowledge and a famous story in the theater world.

She took one look at me when I got in the door and spit in my face, shouting foul-mouthed insults at me! She said, "You're a total amateur who doesn't have what it takes to join our troupe!"

Such caustic words! I fell in love right there - if she weren't Hokuto-kun's mother I would have proposed!

But I really, truly wanted to join that troupe, so I refused to give up and entreated her over and over! I said, "Please let me into your troupe!"

And the other troupe members took my side and soothed Hokuto-kun's mother who was so unwilling, and I ended up being allowed to undergo the audition!

After that it was one trial after another! Only a very select few are able to pass this difficult audition and be allowed into the troupe.

So my rivals were all very important and highly regarded veteran actors compared to me who's still so inexperienced!

An exciting turn of events, isn't it? I love that kind of thing! Of course I acted with maximum energy and used up everything I had!

I was able to meet all of the unreasonable demands Hokuto-kun's mother kept setting for me, but even so she wouldn't acknowledge me and so for three days and three nights...

For 100 hours, I kept acting in a complete daze!

One by one, my adversaries disappeared - they folded or their acting started to crack and they were cut.

I cried out for mercy, but she yelled back at me, "Who the hell do you think you are?" A pandemonium of alternating cries of joy and sorrow! Ah, this truly is what life is!

I realized that I was standing all alone on a stage with my adversaries' bodies strewn all about my feet!

Since it wasn't ending, the troupe audition judges had all passed out too, or perhaps they had fainted after reaching their limit after concentrating too much!

Except one! Only Hokuto-kun's mother was staring at me with absolutely inextinguishable, fierce, beautiful burning flames in her eyes!

It was her goal not to miss any negligence or mistake on my part, to make sure to catch anything like that so she could immediately identify it and dismiss me from the stage!

Oh, how nervous I was! I wore no armor and shed no blood, but make no mistake, that was war!

We were killing each other, play vs. play! No, soul vs. soul, battling each other with our very existences!

Ah, how wonderful life is! I fully enjoyed it!

No matter how much I acted, it was never enough - I wanted to act forever on that stage where I felt the pinnacle of happiness!

However! Extremely unfortunately, just then we ran out of time.

Hokuto-kun's mother had another job to go to, so she left.

As she left, she hurled abuse at me: "From start to finish you were boring and uninspired. Learn to act, you talentless hack."

She didn't tell me to quit acting, so just like the girl in the fairy tale, I kept dancing in my red hot shoes!

Dancing madly! Like crazy! Amazing!

After about half a day of that, it truly was time up!

Another troupe was to use the theater next, and they crowded around me and pinned my arms behind my back as I continued to act and forced me offstage!

I did not go easily, so I ended up getting myself kicked out of that theater!

It was a very close call, because I'd actually been let into Hokuto-kun's mother's troupe and everything!

Yes! I passed the audition! Everything up until then was surely all part of Hokuto-kun's mother's plan!

After all, no matter how famous I am and how much I bring in as an idol and a member of fine, no matter how many core fans I have as a performer who's continued acting on my own...

In the end, in the eyes of the world I'm just a novice who's only just graduated high school!

Do you understand? Hokuto-kun's mother gave me a very painfully felt chance to express my worth...

...to all the stage managers who don't look at talent and tend to judge based on the length of your credits and accomplishments.

And I made it out of that neverending play, that performance hell!

No one was around to watch me until the end, but an apparatus--a camera taped me without rest!

That footage will guarantee my worth, which I don't yet have because I'm still so new!

If I show it to anyone who's not a good judge of talent and points out that I'm young and inexperienced, they'll shut right up!

They'll see that I passed the audition based on my own talent, not because they went easy on me due to my degree of fame as an idol!

I was able to prove that by making it through that neverending play!

Because what happened did make some waves in the theater world - the facts of it should have reverberated** to all corners of the industry!

Thanks to that I am currently receiving roles through that troupe and happily acting in their plays! As a performer, I'm able to live at the top of the world!

Which is why, in order to show my gratitude for that, I am up on the ceiling!

When I was acting in a play with Hokuto-kun's mother, the spotlight right here created an ambience she did not like!

So when I went to check on it, I found that bugs had created a nest there!

Amazing! Of course it would be a shame to exterminate them, so I plan to safely release them into the wild!

Come, you living things! Let's go on an adventure to the free sky, let's give glory to our lives!

I, Wataru Hibiki, am doing the same thing too... Fuhahahahaha ☆

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TL Notes:

* To me this sounds like we're supposed to think he's talking about Eichi... but it could also be Keito!
** Using the verb "hibikiwataru" (to reverberate)


frecklegirl: (wataru)
Reversed Joker
translated by: sesera

Location: Theatre club room


Hokuto: Tomoya, do you have any experience raising children?

Tomoya: What? Wait, what does that mean? Are you proposing to me?!

Hokuto: I don't understand what you mean.
Hmm... this is hard to explain, but are you good at playing with children? I'm not, so it'd be a real help if I could leave it to you.

Tomoya: Umm. I don't really get it, but I have a little sister...
And Ra*bits is like a kindergarten, so I wouldn't say I'm not used to playing with little kids.

Hokuto: I see. That's good. I knew I could count on you, Tomoya.

Tomoya: Heehee. Hokuto-senpai, you really compliment me a lot.
For all the Masked Pervert is always pulling me into his annoying schemes, he never compliments me--or rather, he's always strict. So this makes me happy.

Hokuto: That's because he's good at what he does. When someone like that compliments you, it feels like they're looking down on you and it actually annoys you.
When the other person doesn't react as intended, you get worried. That's why instead of complimenting you, he's strict.
That means you'll react in the way he thought you would.

Tomoya: I see... Anyway, what was all that about raising children? Is some young relative of yours coming to stay with you or something?

Hokuto: No. I wish I were worrying for no reason, but...
In the theatre club's play performance the other day, our Captain died, didn't he? It was all according to what the script said, of course.
But he gets too into his roles and when he acts out dying, he really dies.

Tomoya: Wha--he can be killed? If I'd known that I could've finished him off sooner!

Hokuto: Yes, he died, in a sense... and after that, he was reborn. And for a little while, he's been a baby.

Tomoya: A baby...?

Hokuto: He's a blank slate now - an innocent baby.
Last year, something like this happened. Suddenly all he would say was "goo-goo" and "ga-ga."
I thought he was just messing around, but it really seemed like he'd died and come back to life as a baby...
For a while he was a baby, and then he grew up into a child.
Of course I'm speaking in terms of his mental state - he looked exactly the same the whole time. It took about a week until he grew to his actual age.

Tomoya: What a strange way of life he has... I really don't get it...
But when we put on the play, wasn't he fine all the way to the curtain call?

Hokuto: Yeah, that's why I thought things were okay, but...
Last year when he died in a scene, he died and his body temperature slowly dropped and he had rigor mortis - I was really scared.
But well, just in case - this year he might have died late and gotten reborn as a baby.
I thought I should tell you so you can be prepared for it if it happens.
Last year I was the only real other club member, and I'd never taken care of a kid before so it was pretty rough...
But this year you're here, so I can rely on you, Tomoya.

Tomoya: Well, I'll do my best to lighten your burden, Hokuto-senpai. Especially since all I do is hold you back on stage...
I'll try to make up for that, at least.
Plus, if that guy's died and come back to life, maybe we can raise him up into a normal person without any eccentricities?
Let's do our best together to raise a "Nice, Clean Wataru Hibiki" ☆

Hokuto: Hmm. It seems to me like if he started behaving normally now, that would be the weird thing.
But, well, I just want you to be aware that he might be acting like that.

Wataru: Fufufu! Everyone! Why the gloomy faces?
Let's smile! For we are happy!
Thanks to you, our play the other day was a complete success and we brought in lots of club money, so our next performance can be even more lavish!
Amazing! Our dreams are expanding~ ☆

Hokuto: Here's the Masked Pervert. Hmm, he doesn't look like he's going to die now.

Wataru: What? Why are you talking like I'm about to die?
That's awful, Hokuto-kun! Do you want me to die that badly?!

Hokuto: Sometimes, yes.
But last year, you died and came back to life, right? I was afraid you might pull the same stunt again.

Wataru: Ohhhhh? Hokuto-kun! Don't tell me you haven't noticed?
That was all a joke! I only pretended to die and pretended to be a baby!
I am an actor, but I don't get absorbed in the role and lose sight of myself!

Hokuto: ...I see. Well, that makes sense.

Wataru: Fufufu. The only fly in your ointment is that you're too serious, or should I say too honest?
You should doubt others more - be as flexible as rubber!
I'm sure you're still exhausted from the play, so first we should do some complete stretches!
And then switch gears and start preparing for our next play!
There's no time to waste dying and restarting your life!
Now, now, let's put all our effort into the next show until the curtain rises! Hmm-hmm-hmmmm♪

Tomoya: Ahaha. This is good, Hokuto-senpai. It looks like you were just being a worrywart, huh?
I mean, even if our Captain is a weirdo, he wouldn't go so far as to die and be reborn♪

Hokuto: ...I see. Well, that makes sense.
(But Tomoya, my fears aren't assuaged.)
(What if just before dying... before the curtain rose, he left a message for his self that was reborn again?)
(It certainly looked
 like he was just going with the flow of the moment, but...)
(He has lots of magic tricks all set up and ready to go all over the place, and he's always careful and prepared.)
(After the play the other day, some fan of his came running up and whispered something to him.)
(What if that flipped a switch, and he started acting the part of "Usual Wataru Hibiki" for the moment?)
(If he can act dead and act like a baby, then maybe he can put on an act that tricks us.)
(Maybe even now he's really dead and reborn, and is just acting so we don't catch on.)
(It actually isn't that hard to act like you're the eccentric "Wataru Hibiki." By simply acting a little odd, you'll look the part.)
(He's a genius and could do that easily.)


Wataru: ? What are you staring at so, Hokuto-kun! Look more! Like a maiden in love, kill me with your eyes... ☆

Hokuto: You wouldn't die even if I killed you...
Well, it's nothing, I'm probably just a little tired after our big performance.

Wataru: Fufufu. You know it's one of your best qualities how you give your 100% to everything you do.
But your energy is limited, and if you don't use it efficiently you'll run out of breath... Papa ♪

Hokuto: Who are you calling Papa?
That's taking the joke too far, Captain.

[Note: If you would like to hear part of this story acted out live by the voice actors, send me a DM on Twitter!]

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